Jyushimatsu: So I can either bake cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4.000 degrees for 1 minute?
Karamatsu: nO JYUSHIMATSU THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES
Jyushimatsu: FLOUR IT?
Karamatsu: JYUSHI NO
Jyushimatsu: HOW ABOUT 4.000.000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
Karamatsu: JYUSHI YOU'RE GOING BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
Jyushimatsu: IM GONNA HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Karamatsu: JYUSHI P L E A S E
Todomatsu: You're either Karamatsu-niisan or Jyushimatsu-niisan
Osomatsu: THE REAL REASON WHY THE 4 IS THE DEVIL'S NUMBER
Ichimatsu: what
Choromatsu: cANT EVERYONE JUST SHUT THEIR EATING HOLES UP
Jyushimatsu: BUT I'M MAKING COOKIES
Karamatsu: JYUSHI S T O P
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A/N Actual leaked episode of Osomatsu-san season 2-
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