Ask / dare Jeff the killer

I was bord

So because I'm bored as fuck I'm going to do story time with Jeff the killer * spark noises * every Friday so here we go
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Once upon a time long long ago like yesterday Jeff was sitting there yes just sitting there BUT he wasn't just sitting there ..... there was also a girl next to him who was like " omg Jeff make out with Lj " and all of A-sudden Jeff saw a small tiny tiny ass zit on her face then he was attached to her then Jeff was like omg and she's sooo hot and she so imperfect I think I'm in LOVE .... but what Jeff did not know he was yelling what we said he thought and then masky was all like "o no Jeff why did the Jane warring a house head " ........ omg look Jeff slamming is face against hers wow she bleeding.... that's quite a make out session..... I think she dead WoW Jeff's quite the lady killer..... Toby: ha! Then LJ came out ...... OF the CLOSEST !!!!!!! Hahahah to say come one come alll you have to be this tall to ride the Jeff experience this sexy peace of shit is a lady killer literally and yes I said shit because Jeff is shit but he's still sexy ! Than slender man was all like bich plz in his fluffy pink toto than he snapped his fingers back and forth and teleported out of ... the .... ROOM

Jeff : non of that happened ...besides the hole Lj thang and the making out but we were dating for Weeks and she's not an fan girl or dead

Whiter : lol too bad it did happen now

Jeff:  GOD DAM FAN GIRLS NOW AND DAYS

Whiter: shut up jeff fan girls are butterflies