It came with a Crash

Chapter Two: Have you been a bad kitty?

Chapter Two: Have you been a bad kitty?

1/30/2016-4:30
Samuel M: Can you tell me what happened that day?
Jenson W: If you ask nicely.
Samuel M: …
Jenson W: I see how it is.

Jenson

10/12/15
9;12 pm
Place: Keller St. (Driving)

I was just driving home from work, listening to a little Mac, when a fucking cat came out of nowhere. It was a big one too. One of those ones that people compare to Garfield. You know, they'll see a fat cat and they'll say some dumb shit like…"must be cousins with Garfield” or “have you been a bad kitty? Have you been eating the lasagna again?”

Anyways back to the cat. It was huge.

And it just didn't give a shit. It ran out to the middle of the road and then stopped. Did Not Move. I know because as my car was flying in the air I saw it. It sat down, looked at my flying car, and slowly wagged its tail. The bitch was enjoying it!

Samuel M: Language, Mr. Wilder.
Jenson W: Yes, mom.

So as I was watching the freaking cat. I didn't even comprehend that, hey! I might die. It hurt like hell as my body was being jerked every which way. Good thing I listened to my Mamma and remembered to buckle my seat belt.

But then as my car hit the pavement my head hit the windshield.

Everything went black after that. I don't know how long it was till I woke up.

All I remember is that I was listening to some crazy girl screaming over and over again. It started off soft as if it was far away but as I was opening my eyes it got louder and there she was.

Red curls sweeping across her face in a craze, eyes wide. She looked like a cartoon character.

All squiggles and lines.

She was screaming at me to not move.

I glared at her because it felt as if someone was ripping my dick off. Oh! Right. Language. As if someone was ripping my penis off.

Don't give me that look Samuel. I'm hilarious.

Back to crazy girl. I don't remember exactly what I said. Probably told her that she wasn't the Queen and to shut the hell up. I wanted to get out of there. But when I moved it was as if my leg was falling off. I remember I looked back at Red right in time to see her roll her eyes. Probably for the Queen comment. Her arms were crossed and her blue eyes were so bright compared to inside the car. She was cute.

But then again, I didn't really care at that moment. I wanted to make sure that my little Jenson was okay.

As I twisted and turned, trying to get out, I was cursing the cat. Little miss roll her eyes just raised her eyebrow at that.

I figured out I was stuck after what felt like ten minutes of struggling. She looked rather smug at that. So I settled down. I could hear the sirens in the distance and the red and blue lights were reflecting on the wet ground.

Whether from my blood or from the rain earlier that day I don't know.

I smirked at the girl. She looked baffled to say the least. Here I was, a broken boy and I was flirting. What can I say?

When you see an opportunity take it.
I may not remember everything I said, but I do remember this. I really meant this when I said it.

“It was lovely meeting you, Red. We should do this again sometime.”

Pretty slick right?

Anyways, at that time I didn't know who she was. I thought she was just some girl.

I was a fucking idiot.