“Oh my god would you guys just please shut your mouths for two seconds!?”
“Geez Niall calm down, we’re only having fun.” Maya shouted.
“I wouldn’t call you and Joe doodling on our new ceiling with laser lipsticks fun.” He retorted.
“Well you don’t have to get all upset about it blonde.” Joe replied with an eye roll.
"Sorry guys I'm just a little stressed that's all" Niall says with a half-smile.
“Aww it’s okay babe. Besides, I would be more than happy to help you not be stressed by…” says Trixie before getting cut off by Louis barging in the room.
“Oh no ya don’t!” says Louis waving his arms. “Trixie darling if you’re really that thirsty the ocean is right outside the front door!” Maya covers her mouth to stop her laugh but Joe rudely giggles loudly. Niall laughs but tries to cover it up with a cough. Niall got back to work and started early on their mission for next month. Designing the bombs was his specialty. Having a three story condo can be a little overwhelming when one of your mates works on bombs 24/7. But hey, that’s the norm when you’re a spy. When there are 5 boys and 3 girls who are all spies, let's just say bomb making is the least of their worries.
Liam can track anyone down and is good with navigation, Niall makes explosives and is awesome at hacking, Louis works with navigation and can find anyone and is pretty good at hacking, and Zayn and Harry are trained assassins. Joe and Maya are trained assassins and very smart they also dabbled in hand to hand combat. Joe and Zayn got together last year and Maya and Harry have been together for two years, but Trixie… Trixie is a slut so she never found anyone but they often used her for interrogation. She found it “fun” and used it as a way to practice her seduction skills. They have been working on their mission for about three weeks now and so far no leads. Their enemy is unknown so they don’t know exactly what they're up against.
“Alright guys, so when is the transmission coming through?” Joe asked.
“It’ll come babe, but for now I just want you here with me.” Zayn smirked.
“And why don’t you two get a room while you’re at it eh’?” Niall said not looking up from his work.
“Will do mate,” Zayn replied with a mischievous grin. A loud siren started coming out of the fake 80’s style radio on the counter. “Agents, prepare to hear your mission: Your first destination is Amritsar, India. Go to your control room there to receive top secret directions. Message over.” An auto tuned voice told announced at a loud volume.
“COOL THE TAJ MAHAL AND SHIT RIGHT!?” Louis suggested.
“No you idiot!” Joe yelled quite offended being that she was part Indian.
“So where exactly are we going?” Maya added snuggled in Harry’s arm in the white leather couch.
“Well according to these documents… also known as Google… it’s in northern India,” Everyone turned their heads to look at Zayn. “What? Let the man finish.” He chuckled. “And it’s home to the Golden Temple called Harmandir Sahib which has more visits from tourists than the Taj Mahal.”
“Nice Liam” Trixie winked trying to seduce him with her slutty ways as usual. No one knows why or how she got on the team; it probably had something to do with her trying to seduce any male in view.
“Well I guess it’s time to get packed everybody.” Harry ordered.
Joe and Maya (the Americans) are sisters. Maya’s skin is a lighter brown than Joe’s and she’s a couple inches taller since she’s the eldest . They both entered the International Spy Program together but only Maya made it. But I guess you could say Joe pulled a “Katniss Everdeen” so they called her back. Trixie, or Trick-xie as the girls like to call her, was assigned to them a year after they joined from Australia. Joe, Maya, and Trixie were the only ones with actual lives outside of being agents. JM&Co. was their fashion store that they owned themselves and Trixie was their model. Before that Joe had quite a hand for Russian Ballet. Trixie always did have an amazing body. She had perfect tan olive skin, plump pursed lips, curved hips, and fair sized boobs. Maya and Joe are all together stunning in every way with their big green and blue eyes, bodies curved in all the right places, and since they were mixed they Joe had wild brown hair and Maya had super curly golden brown hair. Plus they had great personalities and were huge pranksters.
Zayn and Louis have been best mates since they were 16; Niall met Harry and Liam during his third year in Hong Kong and before you knew it we all came together in good ol’ San Francisco , California and moved to North Carolina to become what we say is ‘The World’s Greatest Group of Spies’. Lengthy right?
“Aye yo Kam come here for a sec bro.” Joe called.
“Please explain to me why the hell you would call her such an awful name like Kam?” Louis asked in an annoyed tone while poking his head through the door.
“Because it’s the first half of her name you dumbass.”
“Hey now what’s all the fuss about?” Maya said walking into the room.
“I was trying to explain to Mr. Tomlinson that I call you Kam because it is in fact the first half of your name. KAM-MAYA. Kamaya. See Lou?” Joe replied.
“All these years and I don’t even know your full first name!? So much for spy mates.” Louis said while faking tears. He finally left so Joe opened up her laptop to reveal two very familiar faces.
“Guess who's gonna be in India with us?”
“Who?”
“Our old mates Connor and Nash!” Joe screamed in Maya’s face. “NO FREAKINN WAYYY!” Instantly Maya plopped down on the bed and screamed into the pillows. “But what about Zayn and Harry?” she asked.
“Yeah what about Zayn and Harry?” said the jealous two as they walked into Joe’s room she shared with Zayn.
“What are you two up to this time?” Harry asked Maya with a mischievous grin as he cradled her and planted a kiss on her temple.
“Noooooooothing…” Joe answered slyly.
“Joelle you better tell me missy.” Zayn said trying to be intimidating accidentally cracking a smile. After a long pause Zayn said “ Fine. But you had this coming babe.”
“W-what are you talking about?” Joe said pulling Maya onto the back of the bed.
Harry and Zayn faced the side of the bed farthest away from the door and stared at them with absolutely no expression until Harry used his most intimidating voice, looked at Joe and Maya and whispered “Run.” And with that they jumped off the royal purple bed and bolted through the doors with Zayn and Harry playfully chasing after them. Laughing heartily, Joe dragged Maya down the hanging mahogany steps into Liam’s dark wood office full of papers and stationary. Liam always had this strange ‘thing’ for stationary.
“I’m gonna get you!” Zayn said while Harry swoops Maya in his arms which makes Maya and Joe squeal like little girls all for it to come to an abrupt stop.
“What the fuck is going on here!? You guys are supposed to be ready to leave for the airport. Children! All of you! I feel like I’m running a daycare damn it!”
“Sorry Paul.” Everyone said in unison.
“All of you. Suitcases in the car. Time to go. Now.” He ordered.
“India here we come!” yells Trixie while pumping her fist in the air.
