Everyone instantly goes into panic mode and starts stuffing their luggage with things they forgot to pack earlier.
"Paul have you seen my..." shouts Maya down the hall.”
Already packed it!" he yells back.
"How do you know what I was about to say?" Maya challenges staring at Paul intently.
"Headphones." Paul stated with a smug look on his face. Maya gives him a puzzled look, nods, and then walks away.
"Joeee, Joee!" calls Maya down the hall.
“Joe is unavailable at the moment.” Niall said in his best automated voice.
“And how exactly do you know that Niall?” Trixie said with her eyebrows raised.
“Because I saw her in the shower.” Niall’s eyes went large and his skin went pale realizing his mistake.
“OOOO I’M TELLING ZAYN!” Liam shouted from the car. He pulled his phone out, typed a couple of words, and looked up with the most evil grin ever.
*15 seconds later*
“WHAT!? NIALL I’M GONNA KILL YOU!” Zayn screamed from downstairs.
“Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit.” Niall whispered while running his hands through his brown, blonde, and lavender hair. Trixie had dyed it the night before.
Joe walks down very calmly with all her luggage not looking anyone in the eye. After loading the last of her stuff into the car she came back to couch and sat with a smile.
“So Niall…” she begins “I hear you’ve been watching me in the shower. True or False?” He looks down innocently and shakes his head yes. “You horny little twat.” She laughed reassuringly.
“We had better get in the car before Zayn rips out all our throats.” Harry says while getting up.
“R-rips our throats out? W-wait what?” Niall said shakily making everyone burst with laughter.
One after the other they all stumble into the underground garage dragging carry on luggage behind them. Well at least everyone but Trixie was holding luggage. Paul shuffles in behind her staggering as he walks. The luggage in his hands was stacked so high that he could barely see where he was going.
"Paul darling do hurry with my stuff." said Trixie with a twirl of her hair. The only thing Trixie carried was her brand new Michael Kory bag packed full to the brim with makeup.
"Trixie stop being such a jerk face and help Paul carry all your useless shit." says Joe with a disapproving look on her face.
“Well he is the hired help." says Trixie mater of factly.
"You're such a bitch." says Joe. Pure disgust can be seen on her face.
"Paul, drop some of her stuff. Trixie can handle it; she's just being a brat." Maya says. Paul does what she says which earns Maya a deadly glare from Trixie.
"Bro chill she looks like she's gonna kill you." says Joe nudging Maya's shoulder.
"Nah she looks more constipated than anything." replies Maya with a smirk. Trixie hastily grabs her stuff of the ground and dumps it in her car without a word. Paul stuffs the rest of her things in the trunk and goes back into the house.
“Alright everything is squared away. Spies in the car. Mission complete. Nice one Paul.” Paul spoke to himself.
Somehow the agency had created a 10 seated Hummer fitting all of the luggage and spies perfectly. Joe, Maya, Liam sat in the middle leaving Trixie with Harry and Zayn in the back and Niall sat in the front trying to stay as far away from Zayn as possible. That sadly and strangely was the seating order according to where everyone’s file was placed.
“So what airport are we going to again?” Louis asked.
“The great LAX according to the GPS.” Paul states.
“Why the hell don’t we just fly to India straight from here?” Trixie asks sounding very pissed off.
“Well believe it or not it’s quicker to go from California to India than North Carolina to India.” Liam recited like a pro. Suddenly everyone started coughing and choking.
“Dude what kind of perfume is that shit?” Niall said while choking.
“It’s not perfume it’s sunscreen spray.” Maya said with a smug smile.
“IN THE FUCKING CAR!? REALLY? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US ALL!?”
“Hey now better watch that tone bud,” Joe said with an intimidating glare. “no one talks to Maya like that….. accept for me. And maybe Harry. No. Not Harry. Just me.”
“Oh my gosh guys. Dark skin is beautiful.” Trixie said faking her niceness.
“Oh shove a sock in it Trixie.” Maya said.
“But thanks for your concern sweetheart.” Joe said tag teaming her.
“Aw how adorable, sisters taking up for each other.” Trixie said with a smirk.
“We wouldn't have to if snob bitches like you didn't exist.” Maya said.
“Haha isn't that the truth.” Joe said tag teaming her.
“Oh goodness. As hilarious as all of you are you need your rest.” Paul said sounding quite fatherly.
“Fine with me. I’m out.” Zayn said resting his head against the window.
“Zayn, you’ve always been out.” Joe joked.
“Hardy har har Joe.”
“Goodnight guys.” Harry says sleepily.
“Goodnight.” Everyone replies.
