Sup? I'm Craig. That 21 year old that's always leaving with a girl at the club? Yeah, that's me. If you catch me at those very rare times when I'm without a girl, most likely, I'm with Jacob, Rayan, or Chresanto. They my niggas, especially Jacob. Welp, I might as well tell y'all some info about them since I brought them up.
Well, Chresanto... He's the baby, still 19. Not even in his twenties yet. He's steady thinking he's so fresh, yet he can't even buy or drink alcohol legally. He always gotta beg one of us. That is what you call shameful. But that's not what bothers me, it is a completely different thing. His bipolarness. He is so wishy-washy. I say, he is simply bipolar! I just know it. For example, one second he'll be all chill and the next, he's mad as hell. It's living proof of BIPOLAR. On top of that, he gets real arrogant! He will swear to you that he is superior on all levels. Man, that boy has problems. All I know is he has to do better.
Ehh... Rayan? There isn't much to say about him. Um... he's the oldest... Out of all of us, he's the most laid-back. That's not always a bad thing. I mean, it's nice to have someone around who just goes with the flow and doesn't cause problems. For the most part, he's not a headache that I have to deal with. He just has those times where he can be really distant and nonchalant but whatever, that's just how Ray is.
But my boy Jacob!? We go waaay back! Like the shitting-in-your-diapers days. We've been together basically all our life. Now, we do everything together! From getting completely wasted together to fighting over dumb stuff. Jacob is always trying to set me up with a girl. It always turns out bad, I don't even know why I still do it....probably just to get some pussy. Ha.
Damn, now my mind is on that. God. I haven't got no pussy in like......two hours. I gotta hit up my girl Nika. She got that good good. I love how she knows her boundaries. Some of these hoes be trying to get attached, but not her. She let me hit. She give me a lil some. Then we out. Skip the serious and go for the fuck. Simple.
Can't forget about my home girl Bahja. Before you even think it... NO. I DO NOT. I repeat. NOT. have sex with her, hell, I don't even touch her. Ewwwwwwww. That just got me out my entire mood. She's like a sister to me. I tell her everything, especially when Jacob pisses me off. I trust her. Exactly. That's a big word. But don't get me wrong. She annoys the mess out of me. I probably annoy her too, but she love me tho.
Back to me, the important person here. I am amazing. I have the looks. I have body. Just look at me! They never let me on airplanes with these guns! Ha. Clearly, I'm a ladies man. They just love me and this dck. But my life? It's okay. I get what I want. No matter how much work it takes, I will get what I want. Believe it or not, I want to find a chick to settle down with, but that's kind of impossible for a guy like me... Considering the fact that I'm with one every night, I should be able to get a die hard girl easily. But life isn't that smooth and effortless. I heard that one good girl is worth 1,000 bitches. I feel a need to test that out for myself. Yeah... but don't get too excited and start expecting happy endings or whatever. Remember, it's just my life.
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Just My Life (A Prodigy and Mindless Behavior Story)
FanfictionCraig is one of those guys that likes to mess around with girls. That is simply all he does and he will ever do in life. Could he go a week without having sex? NO! Could he change for a girl? NO! It is absolutely impossible for Craig Crippen Jr. to...