The next day around 2, I headed over to Bahja's house. I need somebody to vent to. I pulled up to her two-story house and walked to the door. Using the key she gave me, I busted into her house just like a real best friend would. I shut the door, then headed straight for the kitchen. A nigga got to eat right?
"Bee, I'm here!" I shouted.
I heard her yell faintly from upstairs. "Kay!"
I looked in her refrigerator to find barely any good food to eat. There were mostly salads and fruits in it. In the back, I saw a to-go box. It had some ribs, cole slaw, corn on the cob, and baked beans inside of it. I guess, this is my lunch for today. As I was placing the food in the microwave, Bahja decided to enter into the kitchen.
"Really?" she said referring to me getting ready to eat just about the only good food in her house.
"Yep." I answered.
"But I was gonna eat that..."
"Nah, you were gonna eat those salads and fruits. Why you have all of them in your fridge anyway?"
"I'm going on a diet, so I'm basically just gonna eat a bunch of salads and I'm using the fruit to make smoothies." she replied.
"You look good, you don't need a diet."
"Oh! Look at you trying to be sweet today!" Bahja said surprised.
"Nah, I was bluffing. You need it!"
She punched me dead in the chest. "Fuck you."
"OWWWWW. BEE! I was just playing! Damn!" I exclaimed while holding my chest in pain.
Then she walked over to the microwave, warmed up the food, and put it on a plate.
"Thanks." I said still hurting.
"No nigga. This is not for you."
"You aren't eating it! Diet, remember?"
With an rude attitude she said, "Today's my bad day, now fuck off."
After arguing for an unnecessary 5 minutes, Jacob walked in.
"Jacob! Tell this nigga to leave me alone." Bahja stressed.
"Leave her alone." Jacob said plainly. "Do I really have to be the adult between the two of you?"
"No, she is trying to let me starve to death!" I explain.
"Oh, food is involved? GIVE ME SOME!" Jacob said as he noticed the plate of food. Then, he took the plate and ran.
"Come on, now! Why are y'all such fat asses!" Bee groaned.
The immature Jacob said, "Nananabooboo, you can't catch me!"
"The food is probably cold by now." I said as I just sat down and started watching TV.
Bahja said. "Jake, just warm it up so we can share. That's the least you could do."
A few minutes after that, we were all sitting down on the couch talking and eating like the grown people we are.
"Oh yeah. Prince, I am still mad at you." I said.
"Why?" he stated with his barbecue sauce from the ribs all over his face.
"You made me drive Roc. Let's not forget that."
"Oh yeah. My bad, I didn't wanna deal with that yesterday." Prince replied.
"Well, thanks to you. I saw his dick jiggle in my face."
"Whoa, what?" Bee said as she joined herself in the conversation.
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Just My Life (A Prodigy and Mindless Behavior Story)
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