(Hey guys, I'm sooo sorry I haven't updated in like 2 months... I wasn't having the best time ... I know that my feelings isn't an excuse but I'm doing much better now, so I decided in order to cover for the lost time, ill put a joke for every occasion I missed, ENJOY !!!)
Halloween:-
You: Yo mama so FAT, when she played five nights at Freddies, Freddie found her but gave up because she wouldn't fit into the costume !!!
You: Yo mama so UGLY, slender man runs from her, AND HE'S BLIND !!!
Christmas:-
You: Yo mama so STUPID, when I told her Christmas was around the corner, she ACTUALLY WENT AND LOOKED FOR IT!!!
New year:-
You: Yo mama so OLD, when she finished cutting the cake on new year, it became THE NEXT YEAR!!!
You: Yo mama so FAT, when she finished a circle around me, it became 2018 !!!
Valentines day:-
You: Yo mama so FAT, CUPIDS ARROW COULDN'T PIERCE HER !!!
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Yo mama Jokes
HumorI was bored at home so i decided to make a story/page on'Yo Mama jokes' Hope you enjoy. OKAY, HOPE YOU ENJOY! BYE! WARNING : THIS STORY MIGHT INCLUDE CURSE WORDS.
