He was running frantically through the dry and ominous woods. Leaves crackling under the pressure of his feet, slamming down on them with a force their delicate frames could not withstand. His mind was filled with panic from the thought of what could be behind him. All of the trees seemed to look the same. He felt as if he had been running in circles for hours. "IM BACK SUCKAS!!!"he screamed while wiggling his foot and hands all jazzy like while violently shaking his head! And at that moment, he knew, he screwed up. He fell onto the succulent cherry that is a bush and sniffed it. "Wow! This smells sooooooo goooodddd!! Say bye bye to your food.....you blobulent monster of a thing!" He then heard the bodily noises of the blobulent like monstrosity coming from in front of him, and then he ran into a thick, jello like paste. "Mmmmmm, pastey!" he exclaimed while exhaling the pastey goodness. He felt so wobulent as he break danced around the jello paste. Then, just as the base was about to drop, a rangey raccoon fell from the sky and threw a computer at him saying, "Get rekt son." Then flew into the dawn of a new day. He was bewildered while opening the computer, and what came on was no surprise. He was Rick Rolled. After he watched the video, and was done being dumbfloudered, he challenged the blobster mobster to an interpretive dance dance off. The blobster mobster proceeded to engulf the young, selendrical boy into his warm and creamy insides. When the boy got out, he then jumped on the blobster mobster to make him a jammin, mannin. Serenading him with his scrumptious tunes, he made the mobtser a jammin, mannin and became greatest hero ever told. But den ta blobster mobster became a mannin, jammin. And as every body knows, mannin, jammins turn ya intu a cart. So the blobster mobster turned intu a blobster cartster. Deh day wuz saved thanks tu ta Puwer Puf Gurls. Tey dwid deir cunfuw and beat da big bwad buwwy up!!!
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The Great Mobster Attack
RandomSo, we started out being serious and whatever, collaborating our hearts out. But then Al randomly did something, so I wrote that down. Then one thing led to another and you now have this fine master piece.(I can't say that with a straight face.)
