The Truth About Ashlee

Introduction

Ashlee! Ashlee! Can I have your autograph, Ashlee? Can I see your new lip gloss, Ashlee? Can I eat your darling dog's poop, Ashlee? Ashlee is...

A) The main popular girl at my school

B) A demon from the underworld in red lip gloss

C) An evil backstabber

D) My crush's girlfriend

E) All of the above

The correct answer is E. I wish option E didn't include option D. The worst thing in life is to have a crush whose girlfriend is the most popular girl in the school. Or to have your crush not even know who you are. That sucks, too. But before we get into the woes of my life, let me introduce myself.

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My name is Cali Winters and I attend school in a prison called Lexington High. The cafeteria food is mushy and gross, the teachers are evil, and the students are all privileged, stuck up brats. Except for Siena.

Enter Siena, my best friend and probably only real friend. She's stuck with me through thick and thin, always there to support me. I'm not sure how I would've made it through middle school without her. That was the year that the mean, popular girls teased and taunted me, the year of misery and fear of perfume and designer clothes. But that was a different story. That was a story before Ashlee. This one is different.