My names Kalla Brookes. And the thing I hate most on this planet is One Freaking Direction. If I have to listen to another bottle blonde clown faced chick talk about how they want to snog them, I swear to god I will take my brothers dirty underwear and smack them with it. And trust me you don't want my brothers underwear near your face. He wears the same pair for a week..... Or two....
"Oh my gosh, Kalla look at this you so have to sign up!" My friend Brandon says with a very girly voice. He shoves a tiger beat magazine in my face.
LIVE WITH ONE DIRECTION FOR SIX MONTHS.
"I dare you too!" My other friend James says. James, Brandon and I have been friends since sixth grade when the teacher put us together for a school project. Oh what a big mistake that was. I smirk thinking about all the pranks we pulled. And still pull.
I grabbed the magazine and walked up to the cashier. "You're actually doing it?" Brandon asked.
"Well ya, you know I never chicken out on dares!" We pay for the mag then walk back to my place.
"These questions are so dumb!" I complain as I start filling it out.
LIVE WITH ONE DIRECTION FOR SIX MONTHS
Name- Kalla Brooks.
Looks- a fat Chinese monkey with a purple tail.
Age- 17
Hobbies- skate boarding, pulling pranks, killing boy bands
"Holy shit, that's hilarious!" The boys say laughing like idiots.
"What ever, put this in the mail box on the way out." I push the magazine forum in their hands and shoo them away.
"Is this your way of telling us to leave?" James pouts.
"Yup now go. See you tomorrow." They walk out and I run up the stairs to my room. My room is red with all of my guitars hanging on the wall along with some skate boards that I bought from goodwill.
short chappy I know but oh well. . . . Comment watcha think of it...
~natasia~
Aʟʟ ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋs ᴀʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴘʏʀɪɢʜᴛᴇᴅ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ Cᴏᴘʏʀɪɢʜᴛ, Dᴇsɪɢɴs ᴀɴᴅ Pᴀᴛᴇɴᴛs Aᴄᴛ 1988. Tʜɪs ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇs ᴀʟʟ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀs, ᴘʀᴏʟᴏɢᴜᴇs/ᴇᴘɪʟᴏɢᴜᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴀssᴏᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ. Aɴʏ ᴜɴᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀɪᴢᴇᴅ ᴄᴏᴘʏɪɴɢ, ʙʀᴏᴀᴅᴄᴀsᴛɪɴɢ, ᴍᴀɴɪᴘᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴅɪsᴛʀɪʙᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏʀ sᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴄᴏɴsᴛɪᴛᴜᴛᴇs ᴀs ᴀɴ ɪɴғʀɪɴɢᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ᴄᴏᴘʏʀɪɢʜᴛ. Aɴʏ ɪɴғʀɪɴɢᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴄᴏᴘʏʀɪɢʜᴛ ɪs ᴘᴜɴɪsʜᴀʙʟᴇ ʙʏ ʟᴀᴡ.
