LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE.
"Sudan Plwase.. Come with mehh!"
"Why?"
"Because, you're my best friend. Plus, the internet states that you need to come with me!"
"Who believes what the internet says?!"
"I do, because it will save the world!"
"But why-"
"Just do it, please."
"Fine."
"Yay."
"Let's do this!"
*************
On second thought, maybe I underestimated Tristan.
Tristan was attacking me with a sword while I was empty handed so it wasn't fair.
So far I was only getting weaker.
Let me tell you the story of how that happened.
***Flashback***
3rd person point of view:
Ethiopia and Sudan were wading through the small river they accidentally created when there was a free shower. It flooded the whole place and that was the day River Ethidan was created.
"Hey Ethi, I can't do it anymore. I'm so hungry."
"Yeah, tell that to the person who forgot to bring the oreo bars."
"Ugh, I said I was sorry."
The ending of the river was coming close and Ethiopia's candy breathing powers decided to take over. He was about to get to dry land when a burst of candy exploded through his mouth. Now? Seriously? Ethiopia thought.
The candy caused the river to get longer by three feet. At least it was just three feet. No biggie.
"Finally! We reached dry land!" Sudan exclaimed while kissing the ground.
Ethiopia was happy, too.
They then traveled and fell through a huge hole.
The dark hole went on, and on, and on.
"Sudan, this is the tunnel that leads us to Tristan Pajama's place."
"Awesome entrance."
They hit the ground with a thump and on a thump. Get it? Because the thump as in the sound and thump-who cares?
The thump they landed on was incredibly miraculously.. soft. Like a new memory foam pillow. It felt so good they didn't want to get out. Then Ethiopia and Sudan fell into a drift of unconsciousness.
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