Times Autumn ( And Xan, And Many Others) Has Made Fun of My Shortness

Aren't You a Big Boy

*At Olive Garden*

Waitress: *Brings me a kid's cup*
Me: *Thinking to myself* Oh my gosh this waitress just gave me a kid's cup that I'm gonna have to refill every 5 seconds!!
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: Grilled Tilapia.
Waitress: *surprised* Well aren't you a big boy!
Me: 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠