For those of whom would like to join the righteous Spoon Religion must follow a specific set of unalterable (with an exception of higher authority religion creators/members) rules. These rules are as follows:
-Any reference to an outdated meme will immediately require you to leave the religion.
-Any rude gestures, inappropriate signs, sexual harassment, assault done in front of, or to a spoon will result in demotion or abolishment from the groups' ranks.
-Any spoon used for any task other than worship must be properly cleansed by mouth using bleach as dish detergent.
-If any bleach brand other than Clorox is used to cleanse the spoon, the spoon must then be removed from existence by slowly dissolving in stomach acids.
-Any "pet names" given to a spoon (ex. isabewa, toyolarr, abs, leya) must first be approved by a religion leader or administrator.
-Any defacement of said spoon such as writing on the spoon (from here on out), pronouncing the word incorrectly, or using the spoon for the wrong purposes will result in the person of interest being placed on Death Row.
-If "Spoon Religion" is spelled without capital letters, thou whom hast committed the crime must apologize immediately to the spoon in question, and be scolded for their actions.
-If any compliment is made towards any member of the Spoon Religion, aforementioned member must accept the compliment.
-No kink shaming you fucking god damn fuckers.
Edit: If any spoon is broken, killed, or destroyed, the "killer" regardless of intents, must first pray to the fallen spoon, and then immediately snap the spoon in half. The spoon must then be disposed of, commonly by trash can
If any of the above statements are disregarded or disagreed upon, please contact upper management of the Spoon Religion, or the Spoon Religion rules creator, toyolarr.
