1. Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the iPod she made the iPad.
2. Yo mama so fat that when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the ocean
3. Yo mama so fat that whenever she turns around, it's her birthday
4. Yo mama so fat that she can't even fit through the gates to Buckingham palace
5. Yo mama so ugly that when she was born her mum said what a treasure and her dad said yeah let's go bury it
6.yo mama so hairy that when she was born she gave ur mum carpet burns
7. Yo mama so fat that wen she walked past the telly I missed the hole series
8. Yo mama so ugly that when she entered a ugly competition, the Clark said no pros
9. Yo mama so short that she committed suicide by jumping off of her own bed!
10. Yo mama so tall that she seen a dog in Africa
11. Yo mama so fat that she used the Great Wall of china as a belt
12. Yo mama so stupid that she played got your nose with voldermort
13. Yo mama so stupid that she blended her iPad to make apple juice. LOL
14. Yo mama so short, she committed suicide of a bed
15. Yo mama so fat, she fell put of both sides of the bed.
Here are some jokes that I made up
1. I think my alarm clock is jealous because it always interrupts my relationship with the bed
2. What do you call a snail that crossed the road? Lucky
Vote now for more jokes. Also I leave some comments so I can add more to the book
