So everyone says that Alexander would totally wear wheelies if he was alive today. No. Jefferson would. He invented the swivel chair for Pete's sake! Alexander is more of a light-up sneakers kinda guy.
Jefferson: *rolls around Alexander smirking* I knew Laurens liked turtles but not necessarily in bed~ *rolls off*
Alexander: *runs after him yelling while his shoes light up* RED BLUE WHITE RED BLUE WHITE
Lafayette: this is ridiculous *rides away on his hoverboard*
