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Cash me outside? Nahh you can cash me anytime😉

Are you a flower? Because the world would be dull without you

If you were a transformer you'd be Optimus Fine

Hey did you know own that you're hotter than the processor of my s7 note?

U can be my becky with the good hair to my jayz

Now I ain't no Organ donor, but I'd give you my heart

Can I follow you? I was once told to follow me dreams

Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN

You make my palms sweaty, when I see your face my knees go weak and my arms are heavy

What are you not doing in my swamp?

nearquad, farquad, love you wherever you arequad

Good thing I brought me library card coz I'm checking you out

Are you from Tennasy?
You're the only 10 I see?

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore , my face should be among them

Did you fart ? Coz you just blew me away

I've lost my teddy bear , can I sleep with you instead ?

Are you a beer keeper? Because you've smoked me out with your flawless face

Today my friends bet me £60 that I could not talk to the prettiest girl ever...so, wanna buy pizza and chill?

Today my friends bet me £60 that I could not talk to the most handsome boy ever...so, wanna buy pizza and chill?

I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips

We're we ever in the same science class? I could've sworn we have chemistry

Were we ever in a history class together cuz you're  source E

Can you kiss me? I want to tell my friends I was kissed by an Angel

Can you kiss me? I want to tell my friends I was kissed by an Angel

some BODY ONCE TOLD ME that you are hot

Wowza is what I said when my eyes first saw your beautiful face

Knock Knock
(Who's there?)
Bee
(Bee who?)
Bee mine

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