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top stupid ways to die

Why??

●Starving in a supermarket●

I really think it's a very stupid way to die. I mean, come on ya' idiot, its full of food1 duh! Oh look, I am in a place full of food and I am so scared of getting arrested ill just starve to death instead of sneaking a candy bar or something. But who even stays in a supermarket that long anyway? Definitely a bad way to goM+26
Yes... Yes this is so stupid indeed... Don't even TRY it, you'll be on the news for, 'most dumb woman/man on earth' trust me, don'tM+17
In other news a woman was found dead in a supermarket autopsy says she died of starvation - shfydgiM+7
That would be really stupid because there would be so much food around you and you could just grab some food from shelves. There would probably be some free food samples that you could eat.M+10
There is literally food surrounding you. How could you possibly starve to death in there? - Powerfulgirl10

●Drive off of a cliff but survive but die of shock from the high price of your hospital bill●

haha! best joke I've heard in ages! (but don't you mean 'medical' bill? )
that truly is the most stupid way to die.M+25
This is what happens when you don't buy Geico people. Geico: save 15 percent or more on car insurance!M+18
I think I would just tell them, "Look what I've been through! I'll pay you... On Tuesday. "M+12

So.. A shock attack?

●Forgetting how to breathe●

If you forget how to breath you will die. If you want to try it, you gon die. Anyway who will be stupid enough to do thatM+6
How the heck can you forget how to breathM
This actullay happens to people who have had seizures and pre mature babies can suffer from this.M+1
How is this behind Justin Bieber?! He's not even that bad!

● Listening to Justin Beiber Too Long●
Justin Bieber: "Baby, baby, baby, baby..."
Person: "Oh help, I'm getting a heart attack because of that stupid sound."
Justin Bieber :"(still singing and don't giving a damn) Baby, baby, baby, baby..."
Person: "Now I understand why he's such a dumb ass."M+12
I think it is sad how much people hate on Justin Beiber. I don't like his music and in my opinion there are much better artists, but I don't therefor hate him. I just don't listen to his music. The worst part is that most of the people who hate on him haven't written a better song.M+3
One day I was forced to listen him... The other day I was found unconscious at my backyard... He should be at the 2st position in this list...M+1
My sister hates justin and she would KILL herself if she had to

● Trying to eat a whole Big Mac in one bite and choking●
I know a kid that did this on a field trip and he threw up non-stop. Fat ass..M+38
I once choked on a butterscotch I wonder what would happen if I tried this? Conclusion DEATHM+5
I can fit whole crackers in my mouth and yah

I choked on a noodle when I was younger but it regurgitated eventually by natureM
My brother did that once but for some crazy reason he lived.

● Snapping your neck on an office chair●
Umm that's pretty weird and disturbing I like it but it is dumb ok now I sound dumb any one agree with me hey hey hey!M+10
Dude, this is a dumb way to die. Especially on the first day of the job.M+9
That's like SO scary. But Dumb, Like in the Hunger Games A Kid Gets His Neck SNAPPED MY CATO.-.M+2
I don't think you die 'cause a piranha bit you? Maybe if you swallow it and it's still alive...Whatever.