Akatsuki Roomates

The Big News

Hello it's YellowScarf1 and I do not own the Akatsuki characters or the show Naruto they belong to Kishimoto Masashi.The pictures do not belong to me they belong to their respected owners and the source to where I found them was google images.Now here is the next chapter so on with the story.

Deidara P.O.V

"Deidara wake up breakfast is ready." I heard Konan say downstairs.

"un" I replied tiredly not wanting to wake up just yet.

"Deidara the food is going cold hurry down stairs." I heard her say again.

"un ok" I said with effort.

Just 5 more minutes.

"DEIDARA I SAID NOW!" Konan yelled upstairs.

"UN I'M UP! MAN, I CAN'T GET SOME DAMN SLEEP AROUND THIS HOUSE! IF IT ISN'T YOU IT'S EITHER TOBI OR HIDAN Hm!" I yelled angrily downstairs.

"Senpai don't be mean to Tobi. Tobi is a good boy." He said.

Wait a minute why is Tobi in my damn room!?

"Tobi get OUT OF MY ROOM! I reached and grabbed a lamp throwing it at him only to miss.

"Konan Senpai is being mean to Tobi!" He yelled as he ran downstairs towards the kitchen.

DAMN TOBI!

"Deidara stop fighting with Tobi and get your ass down here or else no clay for a month." She said in a menacing voice.

"Fine yeah." I grumbled giving up.

Damn Konan! Damn Tobi! I Swear!

"Good now Hidan." She started speaking up only to be interrupted by Hidan.

"Yea I heard! He yelled back tiredly as he walked out of his room.

"Man why do women have to be so loud in the Fucken morning." Hidan mumbled under his breath.

"Never underestimate Konan Hidan she'll kill you with her own hands." Itachi said in an intellectual voice.

I wonder how long Itachi has been standing there? Oh, well he has a point though Konan can be terrifying.

"Itachi's right Hidan hm." I replied as we all made it to the kitchen.

"Oh shut up Barbie." He said annoyed.

What did he just call me!

"Shut up old man!" I replied annoyed.

"FUCK YOU BITCH!!" Hidan yelled back angrily.

Oh, two can play at that game Hidan!

"Everyone shut up and eat or I'll KILL YOU ALL HERE AND NOW!" She said in a deadly voice.

We all sat down quickly afraid of what she would do to our most prize possessions if we didn't listen to her.

"Good now let's eat, shall we?" Konan replied making us all shiver.

"I want pancakes can you pass them over Itachi un." I said.

"Sure here." Itachi replied passing me a plate with two blue berry pancakes.

"Thanks Itachi." I said as I dug in.

"No problem." Itachi answered as he drank his tea.

"Pass me the bacon kid." Hidan said.

Tobi smiled passed the plate with bacon to Hidan.

"Anyhow boys I have good news and bad news which do you want to hear first?" Konan said catching all our attention.

"Bad." We all said in unison.

"Well you see we are running out of money to pay this house and well I saved us enough money to rent an apartment because you see...we are being kicked out tomorrow morning." Konan said.

Wait what?

".... WHAT!" We all replied.

"Hey but you want to hear the good news. I met a guy who is really cute and single." Konan said with a smile."

How can she be so calm!

"WHAT! Good news for you maybe but not for us! Why are we even being kicked out! Me and Hidan work all day! Itachi works late night shifts! Tobi works part time! Not to mention you work extra hours! I exclaimed.

Konan sighed.

"Well you see they just got tired of us so they want us out." Konan replied.

"Great just Fucken great all that hard work for nothing." Hidan said furious.

"Don't worry Hidan I'll find a great apartment for us and the cute guy I just mentioned said that if I ever need help with anything to just give him a call and he will be there with his friends to help." Konan said with a smile.

"And how are you going to call him?" I asked

"Well it so happens that I have his number right here." She said holding her cell proudly.

"Well don't just stand there bitch call him." Hidan said.

Konan Glared at him.

Hidan sweat dropped and replied by saying, "Please."

Konan smiled and said, "All right."

Well that's all for now. Please read, review, or whatever.