Jun:Let him go,Kara.Kara: No! Not until you die!
Jun:Okay, I shall die.
Kazuya: Jun, what are you doing?
*Jun turns off Sesame Street,turns on Call of duty, gets on Lilli's data and purposely dies*
Jun: See?
Kara: Okay,I guess I can-
Lizzie and Alisa: YOU TURNED OFF SESAME STREET!!!!!
*Lizzie and Alisa attack Jun*
Kara: Fine I'll let him go.
* Kara lets go of Kazuya*
Lars: Oh my god it's a..... ROBOT ATTACK!!!
Jin: What?!
Lars: RUN!!!
Lee: Guys...I'm finally... conscience...
*Lee gets punched down the stairs again by Kazuya*
Lee: What I do that time?
Kara: I don't know,I guess he just doesn't like you!
Christie: The only way to beat a robot is to....GET ANOTHER ROBOT!
Kara: But my insult robot is dead. Unless you mean....
Asuka and Christie: Alice!!!
Kara: you mean K.A.R.A. bot.
Lars: Care to share who "Alice" is?
Kara: You guys might not know her...But Alisa does.
*Alisa freezes as Lizzie is beating the crap out of Jun*
Xiaoyu: Alisa....Woo-hoo? Anyone home?
Alisa: Alice? Where? She is here?!
Miharu: Woah,slow down.
Jun: Um, A little help,Lilli?
Lilli: Lizzie stop!
*Lilli grabs Lizzie by her collar and drags her downstairs*
Kara: She's not in this room but she is downstairs.
Alisa: I would like to see her please.
Kara: Alright follow me.
Kazuya: I'd like to see this "Alice" myself.
*Kara leads everyone downstairs to see what looks like a action figure*
Xiaoyu: OH MY GOD ALISA IS OBSESSED WITH AN ACTION FIGURE!!!
* Everyone except Christie, Asuka,Kara,and Alisa laugh*
Kazuya: "Alice" is no bigger than a Superman action figure I had as a child.
Kara: Just wait...KARA BOT NORMAL MODE!!!
Kazuya and Jin: Huh?
*Alice grows until she is the same height as Alisa*
Lee: You got hot quick!
Alice: I am K.A.R.A bot,but you may call me,Alice.
Alisa: ALICE!!!
*Alisa runs over to Alice and hugs her*
Alice: I do not understand.
Alisa: I am showing human gratitude, this is called a hug.
Alice: Understood.
Lee: Uh...How much to have Bonsconovitch make me a robot like that?
Kara: I made it myself.
Jun: You?
*Everyone but Alisa, Alice and Kara laugh hysterically*
Nina: Good one.
Alice: It is most definitely true.
Kara: And it was hard too, here's a picture.
Kazuya: I've tried,it is hard.
Jun: Photoshop.
Kara: Nope, it's real,at least I hadn't once swam in dirty water!
Jun: You pushed me!
Kara: Did not.
Jun: Did too.
Alice: Alisa,can you introduce me to everyone in this room?
Alisa: Oh yes,this is Kazuya,Lilli,Jun,Jin,Christie,Kara,Lee,Lars,Eddy, Asuka, Miharu, Xiaoyu,Lizzie, and Sebastian.
Alice: It is very nice to meet you all.
Alisa: I am very enthusiastic to see you, Alice.
Alice: Same to you,Alisa.
Asuka: All this robot talk is making me hungry.
Lilli: Anyone up for dinner?
Kazuya:I could eat.
Lilli: Good, I already have dinner prepared.
Alisa: Please do not touch Alice's wings, they are armed with spikes.
Lilli: Uh.. Everyone except Kara and the two robots we might need to have a little meeting.
*Everyone except Kara and the robots go upstairs in Lilli's room"
Lilli: Okay, I don't mind the whole"OMG, were BFF robots!" Thing,but this "friendship" is so annoying.
Lars: I don't even have enough time to propose to Alisa,and I have to admit...I'm kind of jealous.
Kazuya: I don't like her smile.
Jin: I have no problem with Alice.
Forest Law: What if she kills Xiaoyu?
Jin: Let's destroy her.
Christie: I kinda ship it.
All except Christie: I do too.
Jun: Alright,we have to destroy her. But first we need a plan.
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truth or dare Tekken!! ✓
HumorThis story of truth or dare features:Kara Williams(OC), Lars Alexanderson, Kazuya Mishima,Jin Kazama, Ling Xiaoyu, Julia Chang, Anna Williams, Nina Williams, Lee Chaolan, Michelle Chang, Emily"Lilli" De Rochefort, Alisa Bonsconovich, Christie Mont...