messages - bhg

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ben: hey

me: hi, i'm sorry about my freakout yesterday i was having a really bad day and took it out on a stranger

ben: that's okay i'm a big boy i can take it

me: that was such an innuendo i can't breathe

me: ARE YOU A PORNSTAR?!?!?!?

ben: hahaha of course not

ben: i'm only 16 that is highly illegal miss

ben: anyways

ben: was your day better today?

me: i mean kind of

me: i had volleyball but my coach has anger management issues that he needs to fix

me: other than that I got a shamrock shake and helped my dad pack to move

ben: that's sounds eventful, sorry about your coach, are your parents divorced?

ben: not to be intrusive but it's just you only said dad and it sounded like you don't live with him so

me: yeah they are, you aren't being intrusive i mean it happened and it's been my life for like 8 years so it's normal 

ben: my parents are divorced to

me: wow TWINS

me: okay so because you learned something personal about me i get to ask you a personal question

ben: okay go for it

me: okay tell me your biggest fears

ben: hmm i don't know i've never thought about it

me: THATS SO CHEAP

ben: I'M SORRY I'M NOT SCARED OF THINGS

ben: JUST ASK ANOTHER QUESTION

me: ugh fine

me: i was trying to be different and individual and deep by asking a question other than 'what's your favorite color' but you RUINED that

me: i can't believe you would do this to me

me: i came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling SOOOOO attacked right noe

ben: alright CHILL with the spamming i'm about to go into a meeting and i can't have you blowing up my phone 

ben: okay the meeting is done

ben: hellooooo

ben: what's your nameeeeee

ben: hello

ben: tell me your name so i can spam you with your name over and over again!!!!

ben: if you're ignoring me because i told you to chill i stg i will be so mad

ben: -_-

ben: whatever bye