Sydney and friends have always been cute and popular (and they kidnapped girls and drink there blood to stay cute and popular forever) *cough* *cough I didn't say anything. A new girl comes and trys to threaten there ways so they have do something a...
~ALARM~ (SYDNEYS POV) Hello brave reader who just decided to read the shittiest book on Wattpad. Oh look there's that cute guy over there who I always see out my bedroom window, can you guess the colour of my room it's what the plastics wear on Wednesdays. Ugh God I hate Mondays, there like super crappy Tuesdays but worse. And even worse Quirky or Crappy Cassie (A.K.A Lil Sis) Is like a plastic surgery nightmare; Just take a look...
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Shield your eyes... There is worse to come. I on the other get to be the most fabulous person in history, no not Audrey Hepburn or Kim K. Ew Paris Hilton no way... -- "Hey! Mum told you to get up otherwise we're not gonna get pancakes." Crappy Cassie Said.
"Go away Ogre!" I shouted. "Whatever Princess Perfect.." The tramp rolled her eyes. Honestly who does she think she is some celeb. No she's Quirky Cassie, She's that girl who got diarrhea and got it all over her classroom... Like ew.... Couldn't she get any crappier... I KNOW THAT WAS LIKE CRINGE BUT RELAX I'M WORKING ON MY JOKES!
I got out of bed and put on my favourite outfit that pink dress that makes me look like a slut! PERFECT! I LOVE IT! I couldn't be bothered to have a bath so I just deodorant everywhere, up here, to the left, oh yeah and even down there. "Come on, I want pancakes!!!" The Troll shouted. "Oh my God, Shutup Cass." I said cringing. I walked through my bedroom door seeing the troll blocking the way. "You know that movie Cass with the green ogres." "What? Shrek." She said "Oh yeah that one, you look like Shrek." Wait one sec, I gotta quote that on Snapchat. "Please don-" "OMG! Perv Pete just saw it. lol." I smiled, "Oh sorrrry Sis.." I walked down the stairs ready for breakfast and ready for Crappy Monday. Did you like! Leave a comment a nd a vote to show your love and gratitude! Love you even though I don't know you!
