One Shrektacular Night (a Shrek x Sonic fan fiction)

I await

     I await in my living for for Sonic to arrive. I can't wait to see his beautiful blue fur with his gold rings mmm mmm.
      Sonic is my first love, it's unexplainable. I love him almost as much as I love onions and their sexy layers. Sonic has lots of layers. First, you get to his top layer, his beauty layer. Here you find his physical beauty. Then you get to the second layer, the inside, that's where I spend most my time if you catch my drift.
     Sometimes I get jealous of Sonic's friend, tails. I feel like Sonic likes him more because he's more furry and don't even get me started on that Shadow piece of shit.
     It's been 5 hours since Sonic said that he would be over. I get sadder and sadder. I can't live like this. I love Sonic dearly but I'm done. I can't live without him. I run to the balcony and yell "SONIC!!!!!!!! I WILL VENGE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!'""""""
     I then jump.