One Shrektacular Night (a Shrek x Sonic fan fiction)

I Fall

   Every second I was falling felt like hours. The moment I reached air from my balcony I regretted all my decisions. I wanted to go back. I wanted to be back in my apartment waiting for Sonic and his wonderfully prickly spikey spikes.
   I was then waiting for my death. But then, I didn't get death. It all happened so fast. Donkey, my old friend was there! To catch me!! I couldn't believe it. But my momentum of great mass was too much for donkey's body to handle. Right as I hit donkey his body splattered into a million little donkey pieces.
   "DONKAIIIIYYY" Is what I immediately yell. I can't believe he's gone but now I've got to go find my beautiful blue spiked boyfriend for our date.