Fuck You - [Homophobic!Sans X Tsundere!Male!Reader X Papyrus]

Prologue + Chapter 1

You are (m/n).
You are a Monster.
You are a Pangolin-based Monster.

You can turn into a Pangolin,or stay in a Humanoid Form,except a long tail covered in scales.
When you feel like you're in danger,you turn into your pangolin form and curl up,or both your arms turn pangolin-like with sharp claws and hard scales.You can also throw scales from your tail,they turn sharp when you feel danger.
Your scales are metalic,very hard,and are a brown-ish/brown color,which means that knives wont be so good against your defences.
Fireballs would work 10 times better than knives,so you clearly know who to not put up with.

You're nice-ish to your friends,one of the closest ones being Alphys and Undyne.
You sometimes go watch anime with them,or train with Undyne while Alphys nosebleeds in the backround.
You already met the two skeleton brothers,and you took a liking to them pretty quick.

That is most likely because when Papyrus is around he cheers you up a lot,and so does Sans with his puns.
You didn't realise until recently you kind of had a teeny tiny crush on the two,which you undoubtedly hated yourself for.

You have Brown hair,Green eyes and actually are quite well built.You admire yourself for that.
You like to wear what you think is most comfortable,which usually is a nice shirt,a warm brown jacket,a pair of jeans,and some nice shoes.

You used to live in the Ruins,with this goat lady,Toriel,until you accidentally got locked out of the ruins when trying to go buy yourself some Cinnamon Buns.
You now live in a cabin in the woods,not far from the exit of the ruins.

You oftenly hear laughter from towards the ruins.You never really minded it.

You like to go and buy cinnamon buns,since they're your favorite,and you tottaly dont go infront of the skelebros' house from time to time and space out while looking at it until a fellow monster helps you out of that state.
You feel lucky that Sans thinks that it might be some kind of thing to do with your metalic scales ,and Papyrus of course thinks that you're admiring his "COOL!" house.

You had gotten a job at Grillby's.You and Grillby had shifts now,you took the Night shifts,he took the Day shifts.

You weren't exactly OKAY with it.That drunk bunny monster usually tried flirting with you,and you caught from time to time people whispering 'I wonder what's under that nice and long tail.' ,which made you feel anxious about working at night.
The thing that Grillby most likely loved about this is that his bar could now be open 24/7, meaning he could get gold absolutely any time.

Now that you learnt enough,i guess it's time i show you the present.

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L O A D I N G . . .

You were silently cleaning the counter,your tail swishing to the music going in the backround.It was an old song,but you nonetheless enjoyed it.It was early in the morning,and no one was there at the time,which made you a lot less anxious about the creepy comments they sometimes gave you.You act tough and all,but your feelings get unstable quickly.Aswell as you have a short fuse.You were too focused on cleaning the other tables to notice two skeletons entering the bar in silence.You shrieked when Papyrus loudly and happily greeted you. "HELLO (M/N)! I SEE YOU ARE ENJOYING WORKING HERE! I WONDER HOW..SINCE...GREASE...." You slowly turned around. "Dont scare me like that ever again! I almost hit you!"You yelled.Sans knew you weren't too serious,but Papyrus being a cinnamon roll looked a bit hurt. "O-OH..I AM SORRY,(M/N)...I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU."He looked a bit sad. You quickly noticed and tried reassuring him. "I-It's okay,Papyrus,im sorry i yelled at you..Hey,h-how about i give you a milkshake for free?" You asked,putting on a crooked smile.

Papyrus almost immediately brightened up."A FREE MILKSHAKE?FOR THE GREAT PAPYRUS?OO, I WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE ONE! THANK YOU VERY MUCH,(M/N)!" He exclaimed happily. You sighed,and smiled at him.You looked at Sans,who had his usual grin on his face. "Anything you want?" You asked. "Ketchup bottle for me." He casually said.He walked lazily to the counter,and sat down on one of those chairs.Papyrus excitedly sat on a chair beside his brother. You headed behind the counter,and put a Ketchup bottle infront of Sans,then started preparing Papyrus' Milkshake. It didn't take you long enough,since Grillby made sure to teach you the most important things,and left little notes in case you forgot something. He didn't talk much,but he sure as hell was a good friend. You finished to make the milkshake,and put it infront of Papyrus,with a straw placed neatly in it. He soon started to drink it,which made you wonder how that was possible,but just shrugged it off after a little while. You had  tiny blush on your cheeks,as you proceeded to clean a cup like Grillby usually did. Sans glanced at you and raised an invisible brow. "'Ey,(m/n),something wrong with ya?" You look at him. "What?No.Im perfectly fine." You said,a little confused.

"Your face is red,didja catch a cold or something?" He asked. "N-No!It's probably since this place is so hot." You lied,and you obviously thought he bought it. "Huh,i guess you're right." He said, tottaly believing you.[SARCASM] "YOU SHOULD TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF,SINCE I,THE GREAT PAPYRUS WOULD BE WORRIED IF HIS TRUSTY F-FRIEND GOT SICK!" Papyrus said,stuttering the word 'Friend' since he himself liked you some( more than you think).Sans did too,but would never recognise,since he needed to be a example for his brother,who once said that he liked Mettaton. Sans immediately forbid Papyrus from loving that Rectangle,since he was sure Mettaton would break Papyrus' heart. He at the same time forbid him from liking a guy,since liking a guy gives higher chances for denial if you're already a guy.Of course,that only applies if the guy that you like dosen't like you back.Anyways,back to the story.

As you cleaned the cup,The Water Fountain came on the jukebox.You froze at it,soon calming down. You went out from behind the counter,and proceeded to keep cleaning the tables,as the song went on. You hummed the tune,and you already know how this felt,since of course you've had a broken heart before.

Your tail swished from side to side,as the skelebrothers watched in silence. "..Too young~...I was too young~..." You had tottaly forgotten about the two watching you. By now the tables were sparkling from how nice you cleaned them. As the song slowly ended,you turned,finnaly remembering them being there. Your face turned red from embarassment. "I SEE YOU HAVE YOUR OWN RYTHM.AND A NICE VOICE ASWELL!" Papyrus complimented. "S-Shut up!My voice isn't nice at all!" You akwardly yelled back. "Hey,calm down bucko,you dont need to get worked up over compliments." Sans said,sighing. "SHUT U--" You were interrupted by Grillby who entered the bar,finding it completely clean and nice. You could tell he was happy. He greeted you,Sans and Papyrus,then went in the back to change in his uniform,as you decided to storm off home in your uniform,not wanting to stay around these two any longer.But of course,you said a grumpy goodbye to all three of them before leaving. Both the skeletons were a tad confused,but didn't really mind it.

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Hey guys!
Hope you liked the first chapter,and sorry for making your character,but i can imagine some people making their hair rainbow,their scales a 'TENDER TUMBLR BLUE' or whatever,and their eyes black as the void. <<---That would be unrealistic,and atleast the colors in undertale and anatomy is based on actual real things and not rainbows or a blue you probably only find on the internet.
See you next chapter. ^.^