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Valentines day with drunkies. {Saeran x Reader x Yoosung}

OMG I HAD TO DO THIS FOR MY BOIS!!!!! 😂👌
I'M SORRY THIS COMES OUT LATE FOR VALENTINES
BUT YEAH
BOOKS NEED ALOT OF RESPONSIBILITY - WHICH I DON'T HAVE..
ENJOY!
Btw this was supposed to be a lemon but I got very.. lazy... ;;

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"Haha, thanks for helping [Y/N]"

"No problem" I laughed with Seven, we were watching as Saeran, Jaehee and Yoosung were drunk out of their minds. The RFA got together at Seven's house to chill abit and let's say.. Saeran tried drinking his worries away, Yoosung had his first time drinking carry him away and... you know Jaehee. I told Seven I would help him watch Saeran and Yoosung after everyone went home... for now, they were on crack. Suddenly, Jaehee got on her hands and knees and started yelping "WOOF NEIGH WOOF , I'M A HORSE!!".   Then Saeran got onto her back and she stumbled as he shouted "GIDDEE UP HORSIE" and kept slapping her upper back until she fell and he sobbed "BAD HORSIE!!!". Yoosung got up and made a gun out of his hands "I AM THE SHERIFF YOU WALNUT ESCAPE!!". Jaehee got back up and stumbled around with Saeran on her back as Yoosung tried to "shoot" the two.

"Jumin?"

"Hmm?"

"What will you do to Jaehee?"

"[Y/N] Don't worry, she is in good hands.. I will send her home by taxi."

"But what i-"

I was cut off by Seven shouting at Yoosung, for tyring to throw a vase at Saeran, who was currently spanking Jaehee after the incident (LMAO).

"Yeah... I think we should go home now.." Zen mumbled as he saw Saeran spanking Jaehee while Seven carried Yoosung like a large baby.

"Yes, it is very unusual to see your assistant drunk while getting spanked by some emo-punk man with pink tipped hair." Jumin stated.

"OMG.. [Y/N] HELP!!" Seven cried while Yoosung started biting at his arms and kicking.

"We'll be off now, Asistant Kang!!"

Jaehee dragged herself lazily over to Jumin, who was texting on his phone.. she lazily looked at Zen and grinned a huge smile. "Heeey Zenny~" she slurred, while Zen had hid behind Jumin, after seeing the strange sight of Jaehee moaning "Zen~" while getting spanked. "He-Hello Jaehee"

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After Jumin, Zen and Jaehee left, you and Seven sat on the couch watching the two boys,

"I'll get the popcorn!!" You smiled as you watched Seven dash to the kitchen and you could hear the sound of the kernels popping, Yoosung and Saeran, still drunk out of their minds.

"Hi Saesae"

"MY NAME IS BAWB YOU IDIOT" (Only Frida and my classmates will under stand the reason I chose 'Bawb')

"No it's Saeran and you're an idiot."

"Since when were you my dad?!!"

"WHEN THE CONDOM FAILED!!" I heard Seven interrupt Yoosung and Saeran's little conversation and cracked up as me and him were chowing down on the buttery popcorn. "Yushhhh salty popcorn for dayz!" I cried stuffing more popcorn into my mouth as I saw the two drunkies attempting hand-stands and singing "Juju on dat beat" (I dunno what song they would sing, after all Saeran is some punk dude and Yoosung is a college student 😂😂).

"[Y/N]?"

"Hmm?"

"Will you be okay sleeping with a drunk blonde college student?"

"Ehh, okay"

"Okay then.. I used to have 2 guest rooms until Saeran moved in.. lolol his room is nasty."

Saeran over heard our conversation and glared at Seven "NO SHE'S SLEEPING WITH ME!!" He slammed onto the popcorn bowl, sending bits falling everywhere. "No man, she's sleeping with me, look what you did." Yoosung calmly stated, shooting daggers at him."NO, ME!!!!" Saeran slapped Yoosung's face - that's where the fight started, like, a cat-fight where the two just slapped eachother's face in small hits and actually hissed and schreeched like actual cats. And I thought cat-fights were for girls.

"lolol guys, go to sleep [Y/N] is tired."

"Okay, anythimg for my darling [Y/N]~!!!" Saeran giggled.

[...]

I saw Yoosung shirtless, which wasn't normal.. of course because he was drunk and motioned a spot to him where I sat down in, he stuffed his face into my upper chest which tickled alot.

Yoosung continued this until let's say.. Saeran burst into the door.

"LAY OFF PERVERT SHE'S MINE"

"I'VE FOUND SOMEONE TO STUFF MY DICK INTO, FIND YOUR OWN!!"

I felt weak and flustered, even though he was drunk.. the words hit me. I buried my face into the pillow, mumbling some curses and after a split second, they were back at cat fighting.

"Hmph!" Saeran squished into the other spot next to me and Yoosung laid in the other, both of them probably squeezing my lungs out and they both tried to cuddle me, atleast.. somehow?

Saeran started biting onto my ear slightly.. causing me to have another laughing fit until Yoosung had gotten up and nearly beat the shit out of him.

"SAERAN YOU DISGUSTING MANWHORE, THEY'RE TRYING TO SLEEP, STOP SHIP-CRASHING!!!"

"Nuh-uh"

"YEAHH, LEAVE ME AND [Y/N] ALONE!" Yoosung hissed.

It was quite funny to see a grown man (WITH PINK AND WHITE HAIR) get carried away by his older brother, who seemed quite tired with dark rings under his eyes. Saeran hissed and hissed but Seven held him tight and threw a key at Yoosung, "Don't be too loud~!" Seven giggled as he closed the door and that was the last of Saeran.

Yoosung looked at me with a smirk and wiggled his eye-brows, making me seem uncomfortable as I snuggled into a circle, nearly taking all the blanket. "I love you [Y/N], happy Valentines Day" He whispered as we both dozed off into a long sleep.

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I'M ON LAPTOP FOR LIKE HALF THE STORY AND DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO WORK BOLD OR THE FATTIE-FONT (Which ever you prefer) AND THIS HAD AN ALTERNATIVE ENDING WITH A LEMON IN IT AND SAERAN WASN'T TAKEN AWAY, OH WELL.

REQUESTS ARE STILL OPEN.

SKYEEEEEOUT~!

Here come dat Choi.