Valentines

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⚠WARNING⚠
THERES SOMETHING THATS SO MESSED UP IN THIS CHAPTER PLEASE DONT KILL ME I JUST FELT LIKE DOING IT

~Everyone has logged on~

MarioJin: Happy Valentines everyone!!!

NamNam: Happy Valentines babe ❤

JimJam:  "Babe"? 0.0

Sugar: Where hav u been u shorty

JimJam: -.-

J-horse: Taeeeee thanks for the gift :)))

Bwi: You're welcome :)

J-horse: I didnt get you a gift tho..

Bwi: Its okay, You're already a gift to me

Sugar: You guys are so cringy

J-horse: ❤❤❤

JimJam: That should be us Yoongi

Kookie: ...

NamNam: ehem anyways, Since we aren't allowed to date

Sugar: We are

JimJam: SHUSH

MarioJin: Jungkook you better not put this part in your story

Kookie: Cant promise that

MarioJin: No cookies for you then

Kookie: :c

NamNam: AS I WAS SAYING. Why dont each one of us pick a female celebrity to "date"

MarioJin: Im a celebrity

NamNam: I said "Female",
Jin

MarioJin: Are you saying Im not female?

Bwi: You're clearly a guy hyung

MarioJin: Did you just assume my gender?

J-horse: We saw eachothers 'horses' already

MarioJin: YOU NEVER KNOW. Maybe after my dick retracts in, there could be an opening

Kookie: Oh My Fuck.

Sugar: Tmi

*Sugar has kicked MarioJin out of the group*

NamNam: Okay...Continuing, Who do you guys choose?

Kookie: IU ❤❤

NamNam: As usual

Bwi: AOA Seolhyun

JimJam: AOA Jiminnn

NamNam: You didnt choose her because your name is there right?

JimJam: Nope ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sugar: Gfriend EunHa

Kookie: You like her? 0.o

Sugar: Yeah she's cute

J-horse: I ship

Bwi: Ill ship them off

Sugar: What to where?

Bwi:OFF TO NEVERLANDDDD

NamNam: Remind me to burn all the Peter Pan cd's and delete his netflix

Bwi: ILL HIDE THEM

~Bwi went offline~

NamNam: *Sigh* sorry guys, Lets talk about this valentines thing next time.

~NamNam went offline~

Kookie: Why the "sigh"

J-horse: Dramatic effect

Bwi:

Cute ❤

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Cute ❤

J-horse: How about me? :(((

Kookie: YO WTF I CAN'T OPEN MY GALLERY

Bwi: you're also cute :)

J-horse: ❤

Bwi: Wna sext hobie?

J-horse: Sure

~Bwi went offline~

~J-horse went offline~

Kookie: Im lonely

Kookie: Hi Jungkook

Kookie: Hello Jungkook

Kookie: You're cute Jungkook

Kookie: Thanks Jungkook

Kookie: Bye Kook u fucking loner

Kookie: Thats not nice Jungkook :(

~Kookie went offline~

A/N: Honestly I should stop promising you guys updates bcus I dont do them :((( . I still hav alot of unfinished chapters tho so yeah ;))

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