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Well, Valentine's Day is today and of course this is the day where all the single people crawl up in a hole and the couples brag about their humongous stuffed teddy bear that's as soft as cotton and cost fifty bucks, something like that.

It's all good though, most wake up to a paragraph on their phone but all I see is iCloud storage updates.

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