Dear Diary,
Dad had the day off so today was Daddy Daughter Day or Triple D for short. We worked out at the gym and this girl keep hitting on dad even with his giant wedding ring around his neck on a chain mom had bought for him. After several sad tries at flirting it was time to stop. I had to lay down the law. I looked right up at the girl and explained myself. "Excuse me but do you not see that giant wedding ring around his neck! My daddy is taken my a amazing giant woman so if you could stop your horrid flirting I think everyone would be better off or you could get your snotty white girl booty kicked by my momma. So if I were you I would just be quiet and do some squats to get a better butt like mommy and daddy!" That was the end of her. Then dad and I finished working out. After the gym we went to get smoothies and shop for groceries since it was dad's turn to get them.
After getting groceries we went home to see mom playing overwatch without us! So after she finished we all started playing goat simulator. I told mom what happened at the gym and dad gave me a talk about being rude. But mom was super happy! I love mom's smile!!!!!
