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"Being single doesn't mean that you are weak it means that you a strong enough to wait for what you deserve."

"Use your smile to change the world."

I think there's nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least I'm not doing anything illegal!"

"Best fans in the world!"

"I'm still in bed cause all my boxers are dirty and if I stay in bed, I don't have to change them."

"I'd rather go to sleep than find a girl."

"Louis' feet smell the worst. Literally like dog poo on a stick that bad!"

"Don't mess with our fans or we'll come and find you."

"I'm the most carefree mo'fo in the world."

"If it were legal, I marry food."

"I can't stand pigeons one once flew in though my bathroom window and went forme while I was having a wee."

"I want a girlfriend, who eats as much as I do."
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