Hey there, I'm Cody. My real name is Coyk, but don't call me that. I used to be an alien, but I don't like to think of my self that way. I'm a human just like you, just a little funny looking that's all. My home planet, is earth, but if you really want to be scientific I am from mercury. I had a huge family there, until we spotted a small vehicle with a lens roaming our territory. The humans, they were spying on us, we had to flee immediately! We had to be in hot climate, but not the sun because we would be burned, Venus and all the other planets were too cold. We settled for Earth, because we also enjoyed the oxygen. We went to Texas in the USA. We bleached our skin, got illegal Botox and hair implants. And poof! I am a human! I adopted the american life, behavior, accents everything very quickly. I feel that I am better off a human rather than an alien, I wish I was born a human. Mercury was boring, I hate my natural skin and body. I wish I could just be normal. Any who, I got used to the weather, went to school, graduated, and decided to go to Seattle university, and that's where I am at now. Fun fact: Aliens get to pick their birthdays because our calendars don't translate to human time, so I picked July 4th, because that's america day. Boy howdy do I love living in the USA!
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Odd one out
General Fiction3 extraterrestrial beings, all living on the common life planet, earth. They've normalized themselves into human beings, but are hiding their alien secrets. They all move into one house as room mates, and try their best to convince each other that t...
