omfg

hogtown

Me and kiley were at hogtown the other day and this happened

Me: we should go to the bird exibet and see the rare birds

Kiley: sure. Let's go.

*we both walk to the birds*

Me: I would like to buy every bird here please.

Guy working at the exibet: sorry ma'am, you can't do that.

Me:ok I would like to hold every bird here.

Guy working at the exibet: I would let you, but they would bite you fingers off

Me: meh,who needs fingers?

Kiley: you do.

Me:no I dont.

Kiley: why am I friends with you?

Me: because. If you weren't my friend I would have to kill you.

Kiley: good answer.

And this is why no one let's me go to the bird exibet alone. I probably would have asked if the birds were here eligally and then would have (pretanded) to call danald trump and to have them deported. Lol. I love my life