My shitty little Neko (Neko Eren x Levi)

WTF Hanji!!!

Hey guys first story dont judge.
Im just starting to get a feel for writing.Anyyyways back to the story.
**LEVI'S POV**

BEEP BEEP BEEP.
"FUCK OFF" I swear that fucking alarm is going to see hell one of these shitty days.Levi rolled over and looked at the clock.7:01 displayed on the piece of shit clock.Work starts at 7:00."Shit Fuck"and another long list of profanities streamed out of levi's colorful vocabulary.Instead of the usual routine he got dressed, snatched up his keys and bolted out the front door of his apatment locking it on the way out.

*time skip brought by I should be doing homework*

**3RD pov**

Levi sat at his desk in the Survey Corps modeling company(sounds about right for all the hot guy characters).Levi sits at his desk filing out paper work packets for applying men.The stacks of papers are towering over levi as he files them one by one.Creak.

*LEVI'S POV*

Creak.I look up to see the stawberry blonde bounce up to my desk.I swear she had a a fucking rainbow trailing behind her.She set another stack of those godamned papers on my desk.I looked up and gave her one of my go-die-in-a-ditch glares and she bounced off with the most annoying giggle ever.She's got a huge crush on me but won't give up the idea that i'm just not interested.Sure she nice,cute,kind,smart,and a whole lot of other glittering perks to her but shes not my type.What is my type?.Creeaaak.What the fu-I was cut off of my thoughts before I could go into them any further by my boss Eyebrows.or was it erwin?"Hey levi can we talk for a moment.Why the fuck would the boss need to talk to me.Fucking me."Can't you see i'm kinda busy Eyebrows"I pointed to the stacks of papers twice my size."Yes and the names erwin, I wanted to talk about your work"Erwin replied with a serious face unlike the one with the goofy fucking grin plastered on it.Oh shit,i'm getting fired."So what do you want Eyebrows"I say trying not to show that I have no idea whats going on."Well....How about you become a model."This time that goofy ass grin found it's way to his face."What the fu.."Me....a fucking model.Welllll......It would be way fucking better than filing this shit."Sure why fucking not".I replied not giving a shit about the reason I took the offer."Great it is settled then.You can have the next two days off since its the weekend so on monday when you come back Petra will show you how everything works and set you up with anything you need to know.See ya shorty".Eyebrows finally left.Well two days o-wait what SHORTY.Ill show him hell when I get back.But i'm not wasting any free time.

**Time skip brought to you by greasy ass pizza at 12:30am**

Finally home.SLAM."HAHAHAHAHA IM PURE GENIUS."Said an all to familiar voice."HANJIIII"I screamed at the top of my lungs.I know she was up to no good when she around.Or always up to no good.I dashed up to the stairs that led to the apartment to see hanji jump off the fucking edge.Well shit.I ran to see if she was okay even thogh that crazy bitch can survive a cannon ball to the head and get up to see the amazing cannon that luckily lamded on her.She ran off as soon I laid eyes on her.She will be fine.wait why was she here anyways.I unlocked the door and wonder how she even got in.I stepped inside to see everything was okay.Now i'm scared nothing comes good from hanji.I put my stuff down and walked to the kitchen.As I walked by a little patch of brown hair lay on one of the pillows.I walked past it to make my tea.WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.I ran back to the couche to see a little boy with ears and a tail.I stare at it wondering waht the fuck is going on.I spotted a letter on the sleeping boy labled.LEVI,EREN(NEKO).MUST READ.What the fuck did you get me into Hanji.

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Hey guys how was it.It was short I know.Its my first so dont hate....Yet.Anyways leave any comments or suggestions so I know im not a totlal fucking loser.Tank for givin me a chance see ya my little sinners.*waves to nobody*:'(