Imagine being submerged in mayonnaise. Just picture it.
So sticky. So thick. It is especially nice when role playing as a squid. Or when you want to commit suicide. Sometimes I imagine that I am neck deep in my boyfriend's cum.
Oh yes, the only thing I love more than mayonnaise is bathing in it. Or gay sex with my boyfriend.
If I don't kill him.
Maybe even then.
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