A/N- Ok so first of all, sorry I haven't updated in soooooo long, I've just been really busy. Second. The first part of this one is actually based off something I saw on Tumblr. I've attached the image at the end. Enjoy! :-) P.S. If you can find and understand the AVPSY and AVPS references I will love you forever.
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Ginny Weasley sat in her dormitory thinking hard. "His hair as black as night?...... No" She muttered to herself. "His hair as black as........ oh I give up!" She said throwing down her quill. "Ugh" she groaned as the quill slid under her bed. Ginny got off the bed and getting down on her hands and knees reached under the bed. She retrieved the quill and tossed it onto her bedside table then flopped down onto her bed. Ginny lay, looking up at the ceiling. What am I going to do? She thought. Valentine's Day is tomorrow and I have know idea how to write this poem! Ginny sighed rolling over onto her side. That was when her eyes landed on her diary. She reached out and grabbed, it sitting up and took her quill in her hand. Dear Tom, I really want to write a Valentine's Day poem but I can't think of what to write. Can you help me? Ginny xx
Hello Ginny, I would be happy to help you. Who are you writing it to?
Well it's for this boy called Harry Potter, I think I might have mentioned him to you before.
Oh yes
I remember him.
Ginny was surprised to see that there seemed to be quite a bit of force in the letters when her diary wrote back.
So can you help me?
Of course Ginny. But you will have to describe him to me.
Thank you Tom, well he's famous, and he has green eyes and jet black, messy hair.
Ok, how about this for the first line: His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad.
It's very good Tom but isn't it a bit mean to say that Harry's eyes look like a toad.
No, no, Ginny I'm sure that's fine. He wrote this very hurriedly.
Ok, if you say so. Could you help me with the next line, maybe something about his hair.
Ok: His hair is as dark as a black board.
That is so good Tom, did you take poetry lessons.
No I most certainly did not!
Oh sorry Tom I didn't mean to upset you.
...
Um, how about the next line is about his fame and how he killed You Know Who.
No. I was thinking more along the lines of this: I wish he were mine, he's really divine,
All right. Maybe one more line?
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.
Thank you so much Tom! What would I do without you?!
Probably live a little longer.
What do you mean?
Hmmm, oh, don't worry.
Ok thank you Tom I'm going to go write it out now. Bye!
Goodbye Ginny. And remember your promise, don't tell ANYONE about this diary. Shit. Journal.
Don't worry Tom, I won't tell anyone about the diary.
Good.
Ginny closed the diary and put it back on the bedside table, so of course she didn't see the message that came soon after.
I can't believe I just wrote a love poem to Harry Freakin' Potter! The Silly Little Weasley Girl will pay for that!
A/N- And of course we all know what happened after that.
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24 years later......
Harry Potter awoke on Valentine's Day to see his wife lying next to him. Harry smirked and cleared his throat before shouting.... "EYES AS GREEN AS A FRESH PICKLED TOAD HAIR AS DARK AS A BLACKBOARD I WISH HE WERE MINE, HE'S REALLY DIVINE THE HERO WHO CONQUERED THE DARK LORD!"
Ginny jolted awake. "NO, NO, NO!"
"EYES AS GREEN AS A FRESH PICKLED TOAD HAIR AS DARK AS A BLACKBOARD I WISH HE WERE MINE, HE'S REALLY DIVINE THE HERO WHO CONQUERED THE DARK LORD!"
"HARRY SHUT IT!" Ginny screamed jumping out of bed and running out of the room. Harry followed her.
"EYES AS GREEN AS A FRESH PICKLED TOAD HAIR AS DARK AS A BLACKBOARD I WISH HE WERE MINE, HE'S REALLY DIVINE THE HERO WHO CONQUERED THE DARK LORD!"
They ran down the hallway Ginny shouting at Harry and Harry singing back. Three doors opened along the hall at the same time and a bleary eyed James, Albus and Lily looked out.
"EYES AS GREEN AS A FRESH PICKLED TOAD HAIR AS DARK AS A BLACKBOARD "
The three Potter children looks at each other and grinned.
"I WISH HE WERE MINE, HE'S REALLY DIVINE THE HERO WHO CONQUERED THE DARK LORD!" They joined in. Also chasing Ginny around the house.
"NO, NO, NO! NOT YOU THREE AS WELL!"
"EYES AS GREEN AS A FRESH PICKLED TOAD HAIR AS DARK AS A BLACKBOARD I WISH HE WERE MINE, HE'S REALLY DIVINE THE HERO WHO CONQUERED THE DARK LORD!"
