eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy macaroni

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my mommy is a macaroni

she meditats for hte buddy and she thinks she and i are fat :)

she gos nower without makup cuz she is icnsrecure

i stil lov my momy tho

she givs money 2 peopl at bad time slike that one time we ate chickn, ramen, and rice 4 2 weeks

she is gud tho

i lov my momy

she is a noodle

i saw her noodle once

i ws lukin thru her phone picturs when i caught hr in my sweater, without sauce :(((

i stil lov her thro

she abuses me with toilet papr somthimes tho

i stil lov her

she foght 4 me i court

i stil lov her

she chos3 me ovr my sister in terms of court, goin 2 court costs monry and sh3 had 2 go thru custody court twic but she cudnt do it cuz monry, so she chs me nd my sistr went 2 gemrnay

:(((

i stil lov her

yo mumu jokses are nT FUNNY CUZ I LOV MY MOMY WITH ALL OF MY HEART AND Y URR STUPPOOOID JOKES CANT STOP ME FROM KOVING HER, YOURE JUST JEALOUS SHE HAS A GOOD BOOTI

:)))))

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