HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO PARK A FUCKING CAR
I WANT TO SHOVE PIE IN YOUR EXS FACE
THE ONLY THING STOPPING ME IS THAT THAT WOULD BE A WASTE OF PIE
be nice
NO
come on babe
no
please
*pours irresistibly*
OH SHUT I MEAN POUTS
WTF ARE YOU POURING
wouldn't you like to know?
😏😏
no
i'm almost there
i want to stick a fork in my exs throat
and then i want to take that fork and stick it in your exs throat so she gets his STDs
i'm pretty sure they've already had sex
nah
i can see it in their body language
they're actions are all forced
it's actually a little weird to look at
they're probably together to piss us off
wow
you're scary
NOW HURRY UP BEFORE I START DUMPING CHUNKY PURPLE LIQUID INTO MY CAULDRON IN PREPARATION FOR YOUR SACRIFICE
YOU ARE READING
Texts to a Lover ✔️
HumorA story in which a girl loves a boy and the boy loves her back. (A/N): This story is a series of texts between two people in love.
