There once was a very sexy king.... and their name was king jam jam. and the king werez also super sexy so the king attracted all da lady. And there waz this one queen and herz name was Jamie, and she was super hawt (like rlly hott) and Jamie and Jam Jam met at the ball. And they were dancing like super awesome dancing. their arms were like jelly and they were flailing them around like a flag and they were jumping up and down like filthy frenkuu. Jam Jam and Jamie was bout to do the frick frack and they were so close to doing the butt secks.... but then.... A STUPID KID NAMED GRIFFIN JUMPED IN THROUGH A WINDOW, THROWEDED(?) MYSTERIOUS WHITE STUFF ONTO EVERYONE, AND SCREAMED "EY BCHES". the end.
