(okay I'm going to give you a fair warning that I will go partially crazy in this chapter and say some crazy things, but I won't cuss or anything.)
OKAY OKAY THE BEST THING EVER HAS JUST HAPPENED TO ME OKAY LISTEN ESPECIALLY YOU Winged-Writer OKAY ARE YOU READY?
I FINALLY FOUND THE WILL TO LIVE
NOW BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE "oh author-chan, I thought that Dazai was your will to live and that's why you haven't tried to kill yourself in 4 months?" AND YES YOU ARE RIGHT DAZAI IS MY WILL TO LIVE BUT IF I DIED THEN I WOULD BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH DAZAI FOR ALL ETERNITY SO THATS AN EXCUSE FOR ME TO KILL MYSELF. BUT THIS NEXT REASON I CANT KILL MYSELF BECAUSE ARE YOU READY?
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BUNGOU STRAY DOGS IS GETTING A MOVIE IN FALL. AUSDNDUDJDJDWSJFIWFJDJDNRJE I CANT BREATHE OMI! Winged-Writer YOU MIGHT JUST WANT TO WEAR HEADPHONES THE ENTIRE WEEK-NO SCHOOL YEAR BECAUSE I AM GOING TO BE FANGIRLING ABOUT THIS FOR A LONG TIME. LIKE I MIGHT GET TO SEE DADDY AND MY FAVORITE SHIP OF ALL TIME (sokoku) FOR ABOUT AN HOUR AND JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT GIVES ME LIFE!
Whoo. Okay. Okay. I'm calm now. Oh who am I kidding I'm never totally calm. Now time to answer some questions you might have. 1.) yes in some cases I do call Dazai, daddy. That wasn't a typo 2.) yes I am sane. Or somewhat. Come on I know for a fact that one of you has had a crush on a fictional character before 3.) I am not forever alone. I have a real life crush and a large group of friends. I do not just spend all of my time fangirling my heart out in a corner all of the time. 4.) I have been crushed on before too. By multiple people at once. I am not a person who stalks their crush either. 5.) yes I am suicidal 6.) no, I don't need help because Dazai is my way to relieve stress ( hence why I bought the body pillow) and get rid of my suicidal tendencies. (Ironic right?) Okay if you have anymore questions you can ask me in the comments! Who else is excited for this movie? I just needed to get this off of my chest because it makes it all the more easier on Winged-Writer Have a sparkly day! And remember.. I love the suicidal maniac known as Dazai
