#Selfie

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When Jason was at the table
I kept on seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
Because he was totally texting me all night last night
And I don't know if a booty call or not
So, like what do you think?
Did you think that girl was pretty?

How did that girl even get in here?
Do you see her?
She's so short and that dress is so tacky,
Who wears cheetah?

It's not even summer why does the DJ keep on playing summertime sadness?

After we go to the bathroom can we go smoke a cigarette?
I really need one
But first let me take a selfie
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Let me take a selfie
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Can you guys help me pick a filter?
I don't know if I should go with
XX Pro or velencia,
I wanna look tan

What should my caption be?
I want it to be clever,
How about "Livin' with my bitches, hashtag lit."

I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
Do you think I should take it down?
Let me take another selfie
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Let me take a selfie
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Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie
What a creep

Is that guy sleeping over there?
Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on
That's so ratchet
That girl is such a fake model
She defiantly bought all her instagram followers
Who goes out on Monday's?

Ok, let's go take some shots!

Oh no I feel like I'm going to throw up

Oh wait, never mind
I'm fine
Let's go dance!

There's no vodka at this table,
Do you know anyone else here?

Oh my god Jason just texted me
Should I go home with him?

I guess I took a good selfie

Let me take a selfie
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Let me take a selfie
🎶🎶🎶
Let me take a selfie

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