Deadpool inside The GATE

CHAPTER I

Meanwhile inside the X-Mansion

"Noooooo!" Deadpool shouted from insde the mansion

"Nooo! Kuzuru Don't say it!"

Kanade! I love you, let's be together Forever!

"Oh! FUCK! He said it!"(Crying)

Thank you! for giving me Lif...

Network Error

"WHAT THE FUUUCK!?"

"Deadpool! You are making too much noise!"

"You guys have the Worst
Wi-fI in the world!"

"Deadpool you are getting the students distracted and you're teaching them bad things! And also you are here to use your potential on being a Hero!"

"No im not! They were just asking tips! Now what do you want from me?"

"The professor wants to see you"

"Arghhh!! Is it about putting Chipotle in his Pudding this morning? Because I didn't do that."

"No! and What? Nevermind the Professor has a mission for you"

"I hope its not Saving old ladies again"

"I don't know what it is but he said that it is important and only you can do it"

"What? Also save little girls? Don't worry im not a pedophile.... not yet"

"let's just go to his office" Colossus said

"Im dead am I?" Deadpool said as they were walking the hall

"Hey! Deadpool thank you for the tip" a student gave him a high five

"Yea you do!"

They walked towards the hall and reached the Professor's office

"That X is really overused in this house"

"Deadpool take a seat we have something to discuss" the professor said
"This image was sent by the Avengers it said that a massive cosmic energy is gathering in The middle Japan"

"JJJ-JAPAN? I won't let you down Doc!"

"You will have Colossus to watch over you."

"What? Him? Even the writer couldn't think of someone more hot like Rouge and Psylocke
Doc you can't be serious"

"I am serious but as much as it pains me to say this but... You're in charge of this mission."

"Gasps Fuck you! You're kidding right?"

" I may change my mind if you say that word again.  And also you will need these put these on your necks and you will speak any language you want"

"Ooh! Shiny! "

" I will hand them to Colossus for special care. You may go now the blackbird is ready at the Hangar"

"Bye cheif! I wont let you down!" Deadpool said as they walked outside the office

" Hey Hank what's that you're holding?"

" the Professor's favorite pudding"

" Oh? Is that the pudding from the left table?"

"No that pudding was for Logan he said he wants something new. he went to the clinic early this morning and never came back. I wonder what happened" he said in an obvious tone

"Beats me! Now excuuuse us we have a mission to attend to"

They went to the hangar and entered the blackbird Colossus was driving

"He did put me in charge but Why is the passenger seat's seat belt are so many and why are they soo tight? And why Am I not driving The Blackbird?!

"It will be a two man mission so be quiet. Pressed a button

Metal arms Hold Deadpool's hands and Feet.

"Hank you really are a Dic.. Hmghmghmgh

His mouth was duct taped by the Metallic arms

To be continued..........