Tom: DAD WHERE IS MY DILDO??!!
Father pineapple: WAAT!?
Tom:..... fuk
Father pineapple: YOU'RE DED
Tom: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Father pineapple: MUMMA BOWLING BALL COME HERE RIGHT NOW AND PUNISH YOUR SON!!!!
Mumma bowlingball: TOM WHUT DID U DO THIS TIME HHHHH
Tom: AAAAHHHH
Mumma pineapple: oh and i found your dildo here ya go *hands him dildo* We always knew u were gay.
Tom:... But arent u guys Jahovas Witnesses?
Mumma and Father: we r gay too we pretend to be married to fit in.
Tom: IM MOVING OUT BYE BITCHES!!!!!
