THE MAIN EVENT

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Patrick took off his fedora and passes it to frank, he stands on it (because it's a hover board, duh) and begins to hover on the ocean of milk. Then out of nowhere Brendon Urie appears in the sky (like Jesus) and he sings "it's not a bad dickk" As he says the word "dick" a rainbow of Pete Wentz's dick appears and it glimmers (obviously). Frank flies over the rainbow of his dick and Patrick says
"At the end of this rainbow you shove this fedora up your ass"
Frank gets to the end of the rainbow and shoves the fedora up his ass (and quietly moans with pleasure) BUT while he is shoving the fedora up his ass, a drumstick pops out of his mouth.
"What the fuck" frank sighed and threw the drumstick into the ocean and out of the ocean comes Josh Dun forms himself from the milk but he is made of milk
"What have you done to me frank, I thought we were butt buddies Save me like you can rap the start of heavydirtysoul successfully"
Frank attempts to rap it "There's and infestation in my minds imagination  sch schf shcks smoking in my basement"
After he fails Josh Dun falls into the ocean of milk and dies. Tyler Joseph then arrises and says
"how dare you kill my boyfriend"
Then Tyler and Frank start dueling Patrick joins frank and for some reason Gerard Way appears and goes to Tyler's side, Brendon is just watching from the sky. Suddenly the Enid realise "why are we fighting?"
And then they start cock fighting
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With their dicks

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 20, 2017 ⏰

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