What the Signs want to do to with their Homework
Aries: Burn it
Taurus: Put it in the traash
Gemini: Shout at it
Cancer: Drown it in tears
Leo: Outshine it with their fabulousness
Virgo: Cut it into pieces
Libra: Make oragami with it
Scorpio: use it as a sacrifice to summon Xenu
Sagittarius: Pour vodka on it
Capricorn: Tear it apart
Aquarius: Throw it into the recycling bin
Pisces: Throw it into the ocean