Rem- Ryuk
Ryuk- What?
Rem- I need to talk to you
Ryuk- Ugh!
Ryuk- What? I was busy eating an apple and it's hard to eat and text
Rem- I wanted to know something
Ryuk- What?
Rem- Would you want to make a baby?
Ryuk- I'm sorry
Ryuk- WHAT?!
Rem- Trust me I don't want to ask this myself
Ryuk- Then why did you?!
Rem- Because I always wanted a baby and Missa has been talking about having one with Light
Rem- Even though I don't allow it
Ryuk- Ok wait
Ryuk- So just because Missa wants a baby with Light, you want a baby all of a sudden
Ryuk- I mean I am a handsome guy after all
Ryuk- Heck I'm the most handsome shinigami
Ryuk- And I'm sure that my baby will be as handsome as me too
Rem- Sure, we'll go with that
Ryuk- Wait I just remembered
Rem- ?
Ryuk- Shinigami can't give birth
Rem- Oh yeah I forgot
Rem- :'(
Ryuk- Well not my problem
Ryuk- Oh and you can't adopt a human because one they won't be able to see you
Ryuk- And two I'm sure that they won't serive in the shinigami realm because everyone would want to kill that human
Rem- Well thank you for being a smart a***s
Ryuk- No problem
Ryuk- Well I gtg
Ryuk- Light's getting me more apples
Ryuk- Later
~Ryuk has left the chat~
Rem- F***k you Ryuk
