The Sinko Fic

this is an inside joke

We start with Draco and Harry fighting in the bathroom when Draco misses Harry and hits the sink. The sink falls off the wall. "Draco, how could you? I thought you loved me!" the remaining sink would call out. "No, Sinkanda, baby, I didn't mean to! It was an accident! Please believe me!" Draco would respond. He'd be in tears when his dearest Sinkanda would say to him, "Draco, that was my brother. You're evil. I hate you. Leave, Draco." And upon hearing that, Draco did what all of his favorite Disney princesses did when they were upset: dramatically flop onto his bed and cry. Draco had to go back, he had to make Sinkanda love him again. So, he decided. He went back in the next day with a picnic basket full of food and a blanket. Luckily, Sinkanda was still asleep. This was his chance. He quickly set up a romantic picnic just before his beloved Sinkanda awoke. Once she saw what he had done, she considered forgiving him. However, as she looked just past him, she could still see her brother's dead shell of porcelain which Draco hadn't even bothered to move. She was about to burst into tears when Draco suddenly shoved something into her mouth. It was thick and hard. It was a bar of soap, chill. Ya little nasty. When Sinkanda was finally done choking on Draco's "soap" 😐.....She looked at him for the first time since he obliterated her brother, Sinksteph. "Draco, you remembered the soap?" she asked to which he replied, "Of course, Sinkanda." She took that sexy smirk he always wore as an invitation and sat her sink-y self in Draco's lap. Draco quickly moved his hands to, well, whatever a sink has for hips, and gripped them tightly. Once they had gotten a good, heated make-out started, something interrupted them. Or, more like someone. Severus Snape himself walked into the room because he'd heard that a sink had been broken. But this, this was the very last thing he expected to see. I mean, it's not the strangest thing, but still. Now, any rational person would have assumed that, as a teacher, he'd have been responsible and turned Draco in for having sexual relations with a fucking sink. But he didn't. No, our dear Snape was still grieving over the loss of his one true love. And also that her son was a complete asshole to him just like his father was. So, this very old and sexually frustrated man decided to make the situation even more awkward than it already was. This threesome thing that they're doing goes on for a while until someone else walks in. Actually, 3 people. McGonnagal has come to have the twins (and you already know which ones) clean up Mr. Sinksteph as punishment for whatever it is that they've done this time. However, instead of a broken sink, what they actually saw was Snape with his dick in Draco's ass, and Draco's dick down the drain of a sink that was still on the wall. McGonnagal was completely done with them, so she just walked away and erased her own memory. On the other hand, the twins just sat there laughing and taking pictures of the scene laid out before them. So, yeah, it was kind of a weird Tuesday.