Aries: GOD FUKING DAMNIT *breaks down door*
Taurus: SHIT MAN
Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR
Cancer: FUCK *sobbing* YOU *sobbing intensifies*
Leo: *screams while lying face down on the bed
Virgo: THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED IF I WAS WEARING SHOES
Libra: Goodbye cruel world
Scorpio: *rips off hinges* NO MORE
Sagittarius: *hits the door* STOP
Capricorn: *bites fist* no it's fine I swear it totally not broken
Aquarius: THAT DOOR WASNT THERE BEFORE
Pisces: BUT WHY ME
