well shit, I am an unemployed piece of crap about to be thrown out of of his own house. Why am I unemployed and homeless you ask? well fun story, magic cloud crap; Earlier today I was working with costumers and helping them find the stuff they are to stupid to find themselves because thats what you do at convenience store. Well this one kid comes in with a huge grin on his face and asks me for a beer, now this CHILD is asking for beer, BEER? I look down on this hobbit and ask him where his parents are and he looks at like I am deranged. He takes his wallet from his back pocket shows me his ID like it's drill and I get the dwarf his booze apparently he's 23 how was I supposed to know. Now my old boss thinks I gave alcohol to a minor and was disrespecting the costumers, witch I totally wasn't. Plus there may have been a few things that contributed to this fatal outcome like causing a flood or making a very small very controlled fire, he hated me with a 'burning' passion.
Now onto the whole living situation I forgot rent for like eight months, so good job me, thumbs up why not give myself a pat on the back right? I work hard to fuck up this bad, so now I have decided to commit sepoku to bring honour to my cat, rice ball.
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RandomA young boy (me) exploring the world without colour and shit until some ass hole changes my perfectly fine black and white film into an explosive fucking Japanese anime cliché.
