~~M E M E S~~

sNarT sMeeLs boi

//what we do here is go back\\

A yo, what's up my dudes? It's Snart smeels commin at cha with an epic first impression!!!

*crowd cheers*

Crowd: " ￦€ £0v€ ¥0u smeel queen!#!!!"

Me: "I know I know I know."

We've only just met and I can already tell we're going to have a flaptastical time teehee🙉!!

Now before we get too far into-

*loud banging sounds and muffled screams can be heard from behind set*

????: "HAJSNDNSN2828SH!,÷&👼😤😱😤😤💦✌✨😲😸"

Me: "Oh my now what could all that be about?"

Me: "No need to worry audience/ figurative reader....I assure you we've got everything under control teehee🙊"

Now as I was saying, today we're-

????: " HELP ME PLS Figurative reader I-"

Me: *sighs*

Me: "HoLd uP fam I'll be just right backK dawg."

*sMeeLs is behind stage unaware that her sMeeLs queen mic is on dawwg*

Me: "WHY is she still alive??!!! You guys said you would take care of it, so tell me why my first impression story session is FALLING TO PIECES BECAUSE OF U??!!!"

Paul blart-leader-kun: "ur mom ur mom ur mom ur mom.....mmmmm ur mom ur mom ur mom."

Me: "Hwat do you mean you can't kill her because she's actually me and I'm just a clone who can only stay alive if my original is alive?"

Paul blart-leader-kun: "mmmmmmm ur mom ur mom ur mom. Ur mom ur mom ur mom ur mom ur mom."

Me: "hwat do you mean that would be like killing myself?? Do you think I'm not capable of doing it???!!!"

Paul blart-leader-kun: "ur mom ur mom."

Me: "what do you mean that's too edgy for our target audience?"

Paul blart-leader-kun: "........ur mom urmom"

Me: "hwat?!?!! Hwat do you mean we should stop this??"

Paul blart-leader-kun: "......ur mom ur mom ur mom ur mom"

Me: "hwat do you mean this is getting old and I really should stop?"

Paul blart-leader-kun: "ur mom ur mom ur mom ur mom"

Me: "hwat do you mean my mic has been on this entire time so everyone knows my hidden motives??"

Paul blart-leader-kun: "ur mom ur mom ur mom ur mom."

Me: "HWATT??!! Well too bad cos this isn't your impression story session, it's MiNEeeee!!!!!"

????: "NOT if I have anything to say about it!!!"

Me: "hwat how did you break free from all those restraints??"

????: " we are the same person after all, im surprised you forgot that kinky ishhh don't werk on meh dawgg"

Me: "how could I have forgotten, all that smut changes a man...."

Me: "But either way, you'll never defeat me!!!"

????: " I don't care about defeating you, as long as everyone knows the truth, i will be able to live or die in peace...."

Me: "hwat"

????: "I was taken captive against my will and forced to write in this group of people by Paul senpai and all of his lazyans.....there's no hope for me now but all I need is one person. Just one person to see this and never join the lazyans or else u too will be.....

Number one ☝

*gunshot sounds*

Me: "I'm glad that's over with"

*sMeeLs returns from backstage with blood splattered clothing and sits back in her host seat*

Me: "sorry for the short episode, there was a lot of unnecessary drama, but it's all good guys I swear."

Me: "so I guess I'll see u all next time and until then....STAY LEGIT MIS AMIGOS.

WoW sMeeLs great story, keep it up proud of u