Naegi ran as fast as his thin legs can take him. I mean, Look at his legs, WOW! They are so skinny!
Naegi: Can we get to the story already? Stop talking about my freaking legs!
Ok sheesh. ALSO IM THE ONLY ONE THAT TALKS DONT INTERVENE!
Anywho... Why he's running? To get his new home of course! It's a great home. Trust me. What? How did he get his home? Well, It happened 1 month ago.....
Naegi: Not a flash back....
SHUT UP YOU LITTLE-
*Flashback*
Naegi went to a Large building. It had a Big black & white bear head. And it had a sign called MonoMono D.E.S.P.A.I.R Realitors.
He went to a door called "for client named Naegi".
There was a Black & white bear like the bear head in the buliding.
Monokuma: Hello suck-Client!
Naegi: Hello... Anyway, Where are the places for my new home?
Monokuma: Around the block, 30 miles, just clean nice homes.
Naegi: Thanks Mr. Monokuma!
Monokuma: *This sucker doesn't even know the wasting of money he going to face!* *Evil laughter*
Naegi: Sir?
Monokuma:....Come to my car. You will see all the houses that are there!
Naegi:............Ok.
House 1 1,000
Monokuma: House 1?Naegi:..Too small.
House 2 109,875,000 dollars
Monokuma: What about this beauty?Naegi:...Too large.
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House-A-Ronpa
HumorAU. When Naegi signs to MonoMono Realitors, He thinks that he will finally have a good home. But due to Gigantic rent, Horrid pay, And dumb workers, MonoMono Realitors goes out of business. Then Naegi gets a new LARGE house but, Has to share with ot...